Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum Ooh, ooh. Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienanmen square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, okay? I'm an asshole he's an asshole I'm an asshole he's the world's biggest asshole. And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, okay? Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces. Your favorite music community. Well multiple that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes.
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no No way Uh-uh Related.
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